Vanilla the Cat: There goes Mr. Lizard. Shall I go hunting today or not?
Vanilla the Hunter: You're a predator, for crying out loud! Get him, girl! Go!
Vanilla the Cat: But I'm stuffed (burp). Mommy gave me some tuna and cheese.
Vanilla the Hunter: Are you nuts? Get your prey. Kill! Kill! Kill!
Vanilla the Cat: Scheming is such a mental workout.
Vanilla the Hunter: Arguing with you is such a mental workout.
Vanilla the Cat: I'm exhausted (sigh). Let's get some sleep.
Vanilla the Hunter: For once, I agree with you.
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