THE CATS
Vanilla. mama cat. princess. a real snub. very picky with food. eats really slow. uses her age to get the choicest cuts of chicken fillet and fish. psycho parent. cleans us one moment and slaps us the next. greedy with cheese and chips.
Munchkin. runt. hotdog body. small head. the pretty one, according to grandma spoiler. sneaky and agile. always manages to slip through daddy's watchful eyes. scared of guests. considers the refrigerator top the perfect bed.
Cookie Boy. heavy snuggle puss. a sissy. smart. too lazy to get out to pee. always waiting for the perfect opportunity to take a leak at the toilet bowl or inside the bathroom. addicted to cuddling. doesn't mind being called "fat."
THE HUMANS
Teecup. mommy. always busy. loves us too much. lets us snuggle when daddy is out of the house. a bit crazy sometimes. keeps on squeezing us and rousing us from sleep. keeps tapping her fingers on something she calls the "key bird"
Master. daddy. disciplinarian. tries to be extra nice to us when mommy is around. almost always ends up getting clawed by Vanilla. our biggest rival to mommy's attention. a big, giant cat.
