Poop Disaster

Forgive me for the lack of a better post title. Mommy was so pissed today. She found my habit of peeing on the toilet rather cute, so I thought I'd humor her by pooping on the bathroom floor. 

Five minutes after the dirty deed, the whole house began to stink. The odor roused mommy from her sleep. She let out a hiss -- Yeah, she turns to a snake when she fumes. I once heard her say that she likes an anime character called Orochimaru -- and I quickly hid for quick cover as she cleaned up the mess I made. 

Oh well, I guess I won't be allowed to snuggle on the bed tonight. I wonder why the Purina special sand for my box is still unopened...

XOXO
Cookie Boy